I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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