How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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