She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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