ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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