Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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