At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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