friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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