When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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