i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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