wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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