I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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