have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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