I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
im holly from the hills drunk
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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