There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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