Don't you send me to vm
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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