wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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