is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
