I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
do nipples grow back?
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