You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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