He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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