I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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