Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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