One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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