But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
