...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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