Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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