i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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