Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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