Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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