But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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