OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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