**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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