Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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