i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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