I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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