If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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