Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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