I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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