If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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