why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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