Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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