ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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