I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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