i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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