i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
