Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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