That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Text me some of your sweat
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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