I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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