Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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