ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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