Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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