Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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